i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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