I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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