I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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