I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
These tits shall not be calmed
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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