You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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