just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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