I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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