bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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