At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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