how can u be prego again
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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