Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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