youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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