scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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