Duck Duck Cougar?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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