i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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