Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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