Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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