I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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