only if we run a train.
done.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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