you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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