so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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