My first STD was from a foam party
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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