Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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