Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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