Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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