I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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