I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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