if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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