well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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