VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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