So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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