wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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