ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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