What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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