Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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