This girl is more easily done than said...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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