He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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