ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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