I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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