Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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