So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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