Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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