What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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