you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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