my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can't put those talents on a resume
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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