im so drunk with asians
where?
always
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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