Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Alive.
So much puke
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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