Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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