i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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