They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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