just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It's never too late to be topless.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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