windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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