Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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