i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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