No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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